Giant Sushi Roll It's human nature.

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Artist: 5 Seconds Of Summer
Track: English Love Affair

1. Don’t try to piss quietly. Nobody in a public restroom thinks you’re knitting in your stall. They came to piss, just like you. And if you have to take a dump, do it. Get over your fear of public toilets. It’ll make life a lot easier.

2. Masturbate. Masturbate a lot. Talk about it with your friends. You’ve got the right to make yourself feel good and brag about it just like all the boys with extra large kleenex packages on their desks.

3. If you want the large fries, get the large fries. Hunger and appetite are nothing to be ashamed of, just human. Don’t ever feel guilty for eating in front of others. You need to nourish your body to stay alive. We all do.

4. Laugh as loud as you have to, no matter if you snort or gasp or literally scream.

5. Fart when you have to.

6. Always remember you weren’t born to visually please others. Forget the phrase “what if they think it’s ugly”. If you think it’s lovely, it is lovely. You wanna wear it, wear it!

7. Speak your mind! You can learn to do so without insulting others or shoving your opinion down other people’s throats.

Seven Simple Ways To Free Yourself, from girl to girl (via notcapableoflove)

(Source: fawnbabe)

FLAWLESS
Anonymous sent: My anaconda don't want none unless you got buns hon.

( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°)

why do parents think that it’s okay to make their kids feel like garbage and then two seconds later expect affection?


WOAH SURPRISE— ART THAT I NEVER SAW WHAT?? THANK YOU TO SHY!! YOU ARE SERIOUSLY THE BEST GIFT GIVER EVER!!! 
Tagged by a-day-in-the-life-of-muah !

- RULES! -

1. Always post the rules.

2. Answer the Q’s the person asked you, then write 11 new ones.

3. Tag 11 people, then link ‘em in the post. ( How about like 5. )

4. Tell ‘em you tagged them.

5. Tell the person that tagged you when you’re done.

- QUESTIONS, YEAH! -

1. How was your day? What did you do? 

My day was fine, I sat down, turned on my computer and worked!

2. Favorite movie?

Favorite movie… It’s hard to pick! I enjoy a good movie from time to time but, I can’t think of one that’s my favorite.

3. Last thing you ate?

Last thing I ate was some crackers in the kitchen.

4. Soft tacos or hard tacos?

I love all kinds of tacos, espeically those of hotties!

5. If today was the last day of the universe, what would you do? Who would you spend it with?

Last day of the universe … Hm, do all of the things I hadn’t, probably. Spend it with whoever I WANT!

6. Ever broken a bone? Which bone?

Totally! Broke my arm once!

7. Best way to spend a Saturday?

Not getting your arm broken.

8. Do you make wishes at 11:11?

Sometimes. ( for u bb gurl. had to )

9. Current emotion?

Sexy as heck.

10. Favorite quote?

"Get out my face, hoe. Get out my face, hoe. Get out my face, hoe. Get out my face, hoe. Get out my face, hoe. Get out my face, hoe. Get out my face, hoe.
- Soulja boy.

11. Your catch phrase?

N/A?

- TAGGED! -

prissy-cat

levi-rivailleval

ms-teen-idle

scary-cabbage

sarelili

- QUESTIONS! -

1. Do you got a bae?

2. Have you ever eaten paper?

3. Computers or mobile?

4. Jif or Gif?

5. Would you kiss me for a dollar?

6. Panties or boyshorts? ALSO, Boxers or briefs?

7. What’s your favorite color?

8. What is the date you answered this?

9. LOL or lol?

10. Gluestick or bottle?

11. Was it hard to make questions?

- DONE! -

serenitymayu sent: Can I just say your art has gotten loads better =D It was great before but you've improved! -Love her art work!-

Never going through my archive again…

-But don’t give me lip.